My Fashionable Life

I feel like a big loser. I Googled "Kris needs" and found out that Kris Needs is someone's name. What are the odds?

Hey, this is fun!

B needs. . .

. . . tweaking

. . . some time

. . . a little guidance

. . . assessment using a citizens advisory committee

and if B needs to be larger, screw the rod ends inward. Tighten securely.

Having just googled myself, it seems like there are quite a few, um, "amateur models" named Ashley who have some very blog-inappropriate needs, Sigh. My name is a curse.

Great idea.

I went a bit deeper in Google search to see what this Anna needs:

Anna needs to find a toilet
Anna needs him and he needs her.

And, pretty much everything I found past that is too filthy to post. The end bits of Google searches sure scrape the bottom of the bucket, boy.

Oh gosh, funny one! Roxanne needs:
*a man,
*local real estate information,
*moderators,
*move back into the action stage of change,
*to be isolated,
*your help.

That's too funny. Here are mine:
Amy needs:
1...help!!!
2...a drug-dealer's testimony to free a teenager wrongfully accused of murder.
3...a new pair of shoes.
4...needs to be found.
5...me in Dalton.
6...to mend her ways and be more of a team player.
7...a good topic for her film.
8... a flu shot.
9...help for life
10...to either wake up or start getting some extra will-power.

*sigh* my full name - Jessamy - just doesn't bring up anything at all!

This is fun!! But..
Yuvi needs...some time off
Yuvee needs....(apparently yuvee is a keypad)
Yuvinia needs....(Did you mean : juvenile needs)

haha! Too cute! My best was: Vicki needs to pay the rent, and without community approval she might as well go home to the cult

That was so fun! I posted mine on my blog. Some of them were a little wrong, but mostly funny. Thanks!

I only get one hit that works, but it's a good one (and not untrue!):

"Anoushka needs a bra!!!!"

That was a depressing experience ! Most of the Emmas in need are either children,dogs or horses in need of adoption.

Stacy needs:
1...some thoughts on what to do with small roulette wheels,
2...a new pair of bloomers,
3...rescuing from time to time, but she is an expert kick boxer,
4...a bit and bridle for that horse mouth of hers.

She also needs to get a clue,to use the bathroom,and to look to the state of her soul.
sigh....
But on the bright side, Stacy needs no boob job.

Rosemarie needs:

1. to spend more time with children obviously. She DOES NOT need to be influencing them
2. some information
3. our prayers
4. to know the truth

Very funny. I think I hit the jackpot on this one!

Apparently I don't need anything. How depressing.

I couldn't resist, I think the top two are hillarious as they are from my blog and the HipKnits site!!

Kerrie needs to sleep

Kerrie needs no introduction to all of you hip knitters

Kerrie needs constant care

Kerrie needs to acquire the social and work skills that will enable her to get
along with co-workers

Kerrie needs to get back out there on the world racing scene

Kerrie needs to learn to focus..

I only got one hit- "...Lelah needs to catch up!", in reference to someone knitting the tube top thingy Christine of Knitting for Boozehags named after me. Haha. That actually describes me and my knitting speed, though!

Apparently MJ needs a lemonade stand. And counseling, not a jail cell.

What?

A good laugh. Thanks!

hmm....

well considering my name is a place and a Christian rock band, not to mention some other weird stuff, here's what I got:

Petra Needs...

1. 2 guitar players

2.Lots of time

3. to unofficially investigate this serial killing even as she looks into her main case. ... (huh?)

4. water from the Rock

5. a helping hand

6. to teach these girls that you can be beautiful and sexy and well dressed, what’s up with the hooker gear on some of these chicks? ...

man there were a ton...this is so much fun!!

Anna also needs a fan club too - woohoo!

when i typed in my name it didn't work it came up with "anoushka (my name is anousha) and then it didn't say what i needed :(!

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